The Secret Cavern Of Read Along Treasures

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Online Audio - The Secret Cavern Of Read Along Treasures The Secret Cavern Of Read Along Treasures, is a cool site not unlike Power Records Plaza, except it doesn’t limit itself to the Power Records brand. The cavern is chock full of nostalgia for the 1970s and 1980s beginning reader media. Almost every single title is based on a movie, TV show, comic book or toy and a whole lot of it is horribly written … but that doesn’t mean you won’t want to listen to it does it? Check out some of these titles and a choice line I found in each:

The Last StarfighterThe Last Starfighter – Read Along Adventure
Edited by Ted Kryczko; Performed by Phil Proctor
7″ 33 1/3 LP or Cassette & Book (|MP3|)- [DRAMATIZED READING]
Publisher: Buena Vista
Published: 1984
Product #: 164DC

“My wifeoid and few thousand Griglings are safe, thanks to you.”

Street Hawk - The Big DipperStreet Hawk – The Big Dipper
By ????; Performed by ????
1 Cassette & 1 Book (Part 1 |MP3| Part 2 |MP3|)- [DRAMATIZED READING]
Publisher: Rainbow Records
Published: 1984
Product #: ????

“They both laugh and George humps the money bag onto the girl’s Desk.”

Star Trek - In Vino VeritasStar Trek – In Vino Veritas
By Alan Dean Foster; Performed by a full cast
1 Record (|MP3|) – [AUDIO DRAMA]
Publisher: Power Records
Published: 1975
Product #: PR-2296

“Mr. Scott, I did not know that you exhibited tendencies toward telepathy.”

Batman - The Catwoman's RevengeBatman – The Catwoman’s Revenge
By E. Nelson Bridwell; Performed by a full cast
1 33 1/3 LP Record (|MP3|) – [AUDIO DRAMA]
Publisher: Power Records
Published: 1975
Product #: PR-2306

“Haven’t been able to fight the drug, but maybe if I keeping banging my hand on the sharp edge the pain will help me beat it.”

And of course many more are available on the site!

T+A podcast talks to Decoder Ring Theatre

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Podcast - T+A - Technology And the ArtsTechnology And The Arts, is a podcast that explores the connections between technology and art. The latest podcast, #6, has the amazing Gregg Taylor from Decoder Ring Theatre as the featured guest. Decoder Ring Theatre successfully integrates the Old Time Radio drama with cutting edge podcast distribution.
You can download the episode direct |MP3| or subscribe using the podcast feed:

http://feeds.feedburner.com/techarts

The Lodestone Catalog is going out of business!

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The Lodestone CatalogAfter 13 years in business, The Lodestone Catalog is going out of business. Everything in the catalog is now on sale, with big savings on many hard to find audio treasures. Every item in the entire catalog has been reduced! If it is drama for ears that you like you’ll find something to love in the Lodestone Catalog…

Alien Voices, the Atlanta Radio Theatre Company, the BBC, Norman Corwin, Dirk Maggs, Full Cast Audio, Great Northern Audio Theatre, NPR, Star Wars, Seeing Ear Theatre, Neil Gaiman, Crazy Dog, RRCA, Transdimensional Media, The Twilight Zone, Willamette Radio Workshop, Yuri Rasovsky, ZBS and MORE!

Audio Drama is selling cheap!

Review of Jeffrey Combs Reads H.P. Lovecraft’s Herbert West Re-Animator

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Horror Audiobook - Jeffrey Combs Read H.P. Lovecraft's Herbert West Re-AnimatorJeffrey Combs Reads H.P. Lovecraft’s Herbert West Re-Animator
By H.P. Lovecraft; Read by Jeffrey Combs
1 CD – 72 Minutes [ABRIDGED]
Publisher: Beyond-Books.com
Published: 1999
UPC: 619981033428
Themes: / Science Fiction / Horror / Death / Immortality / Zombies / WWI / 1900s / 1910s / 1920s /

“Human it could not have been — it is not in man to make such sounds.”

The “Herbert West, Reanimator” serial is a cycle of six ghoulish tales inspired by Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein. This audiobook is an abridged reading of that serial. We first meet the titular Herbert West as a third-year medical student attending New England’s Miskatonic University in 1904. We are introduced to West by an unnamed companion, a fellow student at M.U., who like a Watson to his Sherlock Holmes, narrates the adventures of his fascinating fiend friend. West is the inventor of an extraordinary reagent, one that when injected into the body of a recently deceased person, cause rudimentary living functions to return. West seeks to perfect his reagent, but in order to do this he must find freshly deceased bodies. The six seperate episodes recount the various grusome attempts by West and his bizzarely-loyal companion to do just this. One minor wrinkle, most of the subjects that undergo the “re-animation” process become violent, incommunicative and don’t typically and retain their ‘higher’ mental faculties.

Jeffrey Combs Reads H.P. Lovecraft’s Herbert West Re-Animator will make you become, like West, utterly fascinated by the desire to know what will happen in the next experiment. What will the dead have to say? Can death truly be conquered? As the unnamed narrator puts it – “I, myself, still held some curious notions about the traditional ‘soul’ of man, and felt an awe at the secrets that might be told by one returning from the dead.” The prose is rich, fast and pregnant with that special adjectival allure that only Lovecraft knew the formula for. Though it appears that Lovecraft himself was not overly-fond of this serial, it makes for a straightforward introduction to his work and I found it appealingly nefariousness.

The abridgement here is relatively minor, and even, I am surprised to say, forgiveable. It appears to have been done to try to smooth out the connectity of the six seperate stories that make up the entire Re-Animator cycle or possibly to make the entire set of tales fit onto just one CD. The original stories offered a recap of the previous instalment’s events, reading them back to back like this, it makes sense that those sections would be disposable. Either way, it is forgivable. Far more disheartening than the abridgement is the addition of sound effects. The sounds are intermittent, completely redundant and nearly ruin the atmosphere the text naturally generates in a reader. Horror stories, if they are well written, generate a mood by words alone. I’d like to say this is just a case of gilding the lily, but that makes it sounds like it was merely superfluous to add in sound effects, and I don’t want to say that. In fact it is far worse than that – the added effects will sometimes completely break the spell that Lovecraft’s words and Combs’ reading of them are weaving together – the sound effects bring the listener out of the story. This is a major flaw.

On the bright side, the reading itself is excellent. Jeffrey Combs is probably best known for his role as Herbert West in the Re-Animator films. You’d probably also recognize his voice and mannerisms from his supporting work. Were he better known I have no doubt he’d have many a stand-up comedian doing impersonations of his unique vocal cadance. Combs has been all over Science Fiction on TV, he even played two recurring characters on the same episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine at one point! His reading is of course dead-on. He knows this material well and revels in the loquacious language of H.P. Lovecraft.

Recommended, but with reservations.

Posted by Jesse Willis

Star Wars audiobook available FREE via Audible

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It isn’t often we have FREE content from Audible.com to tell you about, but it looks like today is the exception. As a promotion for the 2007 Comic-Con Audible and Random House Audio have decided to make a Star Wars audiobook a FREE DOWNLOAD. This is probably a very limited time promotion, if you haven’t already got an Audible.com account you’ll need to get one. Membership is free, though they do ask for a credit card.

Star Wars Legacy Of The ForceStar Wars – Legacy Of The Force – Betrayal
By Aaron Allston; Read by Marc Thompson
1 AA file – 6 Hours 10 Minutes [ABRIDGED]
Publisher: Random House Audio
Published: February 2007
ISBN: 0739356895
“Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master, has unified the Jedi order into a cohesive group of powerful knights. But as the new era begins, honor and duty will collide with friendship and blood ties. The Skywalker and Solo clans find themselves on opposing sides of an explosive conflict, with potentially devastating repercussions for both families, for the Jedi order, and for the entire galaxy. A mission to uncover an illegal missile factory on the planet Adumar ends in a violent ambush from which Jedi Knight Jacen Solo and his protégé and cousin, Ben Skywalker, narrowly escape. It’s the most alarming evidence yet that sparks of political unrest are threatening to ignite a total rebellion.”

This is the first book in the “Legacy Of The Force” series, which is set approximately 40 years after the events of the original 1977 Star Wars movie.

[VIA The Slush God Speaketh]